Merc Rule 51

May 16, 2017

Merc Rule 51: A coward dies a thousand deaths, but still outlives a fool. Nobody likes a coward. And that’s a damn shame, ’cause it’s a whole lot of work living long enough to be branded […]

Merc Rule 49

May 9, 2017

Merc Rule 49: The road to hell is paved with politicians. And mimes. Longhorn and Bixby represent the local flavor of politician. Longhorn is the Mayor of Three Hub. Helps that he’s the munitions supplier for […]

Merc Rule 48

May 4, 2017

Welcome to WR 103.7 “The Merc” with wasteland legends Spivey and Coyote Joe! Merc Rule 48: If at first you don’t succeed… explosives ain’t your calling *   *   * COYOTE JOE: It takes a special […]

Merc Rule 47

May 2, 2017

Merc Rule 47: Blue-Collar Merc: A merc who gets paid just enough to dig a latrine. COYOTE JOE: Now, blue-collar boys get a bad rap a lot of the time. But they need work just the […]

Merc Rule 46

April 27, 2017

Merc Rule 46: An eye for an eye is only good for the eyepatch salesman. COYOTE JOE: There’s an old saying about an eye for an eye making everyone blind. It’s true, and it don’t work […]

Merc Rule 45

April 25, 2017

Merc Rule 45: Merconomics: Supply and Demand led to the invention of the threesome. COYOTE JOE: Most mercs understand the concept of supply and demand. Might go as far as to call us natural financial wizards. […]

Merc Rule 44

April 20, 2017

Merc Rule 44: Flattery will get you halfway… Money will take you the rest. Not every merc can be convinced to do every job. Naturally, some of us are in more demand than others. And it’s […]

Merc Rule 43

April 18, 2017

Merc Rule 43: A merc is obligated to join a fight under two conditions: 1) someone hit a woman, 2) someone hit a man. Mercs are a scrappy bunch of bastards. They’ll look for any reason […]

Merc Rule 42c

April 13, 2017

Merc Rule 42c: There are mercs, there are politicians, and there are them who wear ponchos. Mercs can be an untrustworthy sort. They’re lazy. They lie, cheat, and steal. Hell, they’ll even con you out of […]

Merc Rule 42b

April 11, 2017

Merc Rule 42b: Never trust anyone who consorts with a man in a poncho. First, let’s make sure we all remember Rule 42: Never trust a man in a poncho. If there’s any question on that […]

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